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Belgian Malinois

A type of dog that just looks like a skinny German Shepherd. in fact, many people call their Malinois a German Shepherd because they know the other person will have no idea what a Malinois is.
Person 1: "Woah! That German Shepherd is really skinny!"
Person 2: "Nope, that's just a Belgian Malinois."
by daberoni and cheese October 25, 2018
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belgian sauna

The act of taking a crap moments before some must take a shower in the same bathroom. Typically a tatic/ revenge against a roommate.
I knew my roommate had an 8 o'clock job interview so i woke up early, blitzed the bathroom, and gave him the belgian sauna.
by mmmmg March 21, 2008
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Belgian baby

A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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belgian blue

the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man
by andersmusician February 1, 2009
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Belgian Helicopter

When engaged in anal sex, you lift your feet up and spin yourself around with your hands, transforming yourself into a helicopter blade.
I was doing the Belgian Helicopter last night and I almost took off.
by Donatello's Lover December 6, 2010
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Belgian bagpipe

The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing
Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.
by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021
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she Belgian

A person that loves to drink beer, especially strong beers, and/or Belgian beers.
You don't have to be from Belgium to be 'Belgian'.
Look at Gabriela, she Belgian. She really loves her Orval !
by Westmalle December 6, 2020
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