The solar system in my universe. The gypsy from notre damme. Autumn heart but she’s an undercover summer. A flower blooms in a fast motion. The blue butterfly who saves an abandon garden. The bottom of the sea and the top of the mountain. She deserves a space in a book shelf. Rarely bowl of indomie. An ordinary four leaf clover. An ancient jewelry. Banksy in new york city. Basquiat in jamaica. Bob marley in northpole. A cat fur in a cat person’s tees. A midnight pray. The brightside of deepweb. A blank space in a holy book. A modern day savior. An infinity poetry, but i have to take a bath now. See you later :)
When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nastything.
This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.
Blending two metaphorical expressions that have the same meaning, mainly to see if people are paying attention or to create an amusing visual. Randomly blending any two expressions that do not have the same meaning, or tacking on to the metaphorical expression with a rogue ending is a botched attempt at blendaphoring.
Fish or get off the pot. Whole new ball of worms. Not the brightest bulb in the drawer. That horse has sailed. That's the way the cookie bounces. It's not rocket surgery. Like flies on rice.
Botched blendaphor examples: As American as killing two birds with one apple pie. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink prune juice.