A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
by Ye Old Gregg March 20, 2009
Something that's neither good nor bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it and then you just continue on. something odd
my boyfriend’s beige flag is that whenever we walk into a store he will ask very loudly if they sell whatever items the store is made for.
by ilovebarbieferriera May 22, 2023
by MrBusiness007 May 10, 2022
the word means you are not feeling too braw! most likely you have particapated in consuming copius amounts of mind altering substances, not necessarily on a legal basis. you may find yourself talking bullshit to this site as we are pure BEIGE AS FUCK ya dobber man!!!!!
by jonz and mandy August 15, 2008
a male that possesses beige-colored skin and is neither black, white or latino.
usually of bahamian descent and exhibit very unpredictable behaviour that includes sloppy hook-ups, extreme intolerance of alcohol, poorly written text messages, etc.
also known as a "BK"
usually of bahamian descent and exhibit very unpredictable behaviour that includes sloppy hook-ups, extreme intolerance of alcohol, poorly written text messages, etc.
also known as a "BK"
by Mike Antwon January 5, 2012
Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable
1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
by hangoverconcierge July 7, 2012