Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009

Bouffin

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.

That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.

by Rabster December 14, 2013

Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.

A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".

by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006