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A private school in Pennsylvania in the middle of nowhere where kids who are broke themselves but their parent's have money go because if they went to a normal high school they would be bullied. Students just use daddy’s money to buy their yeezys and not clothes because the uniform forces you to wear the same pair of pants everyday. The guys either graduate and get engaged by 19 or grow up to be a pedo. Girls at HP are some of the most basic white girls you’ll ever meet who thrive on drama. Bring your kids to HPBA if you have the money for the tuition that goes up every year and therapy. Lots of therapy.
“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
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The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
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Get the buttisface mug.A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
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