The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

Baptemal

A living legend who’s made mistakes

U absolute fucking baptemal

by Conor, Oisin, Jack October 27, 2019

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek a influncer on tiktok with 200k followers

People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe

Jasmine bartek is not Zoe

by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

Bartelstone moot court

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.

You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

by Brad Green July 28, 2008

Bartender

A temporary pharmacist with limited stock

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems

by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011