Barkument

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument

"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."

by shiba inuu January 22, 2020

barumpadumdumpy

Word used to describe someone with an exceptionally large derrière. Derived from the Christmas song “Little Drummer Boy”.

You seen Martha? She got the barumpadumdumpy kid!

by ATLBOI1649 February 25, 2020

Bærum

richest and coolest place in norway

hated by everyone else because they are broke and cant afford to live in bærum

stupid poor person: i hate bærum the people there are snobs

chad bærum man: no you are just ignorant and broke

by Fairytale263 May 25, 2020

Barbument

An argument between a couple (typically a man and woman), caused by watching the Barbie movie.

Jeff : "Damn, Billy and Sandra don't seem happy with each other!"
Mike : "No shit, they just got back from the cinema, I think they're having a Barbument..."

by funnyman_123_ July 29, 2023

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

barrymore (verb)

to be found face down, drowned, anally raped and drowned in a swimming pool

if you must go to that house party, please be careful not to get barrymored

by greek albert September 22, 2003