Ratchanista Barista 

Noun. A surly, pretentious, unattractive barista employed at a corporate coffee house who displays heaping amounts of hubris, judgment and attitude when it comes to your lack of knowledge about their sizes and specialty drinks.

"That Ratchanista Barista got all huffy when I didn't know what a Grande Caramel Machiatto was and she gave me an attitude."

Ratchanista Barista by UltimateShade February 2, 2014

Barista 

A hipster that works at Starbucks and serves coffee in uber-cool style that a hipster would.

"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."

Barista by SnakeySteve21 November 11, 2012

barista 

A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

barista by sabertooth May 22, 2006

barista 

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

barista by fubarderby December 28, 2008

Baristacrat 

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

Baristacrat by DocZ January 7, 2012

barista degree 

Degrees in English, Philosophy, the arts and anything that ends in 'Studies' (Gender Studies, Middle Eastern Studies, etc). Pretty much guarantees you'll be making $5 coffee for someone with a STEM or business degree.

I should have listened to my counselor and majored in Civil Engineering. This barista degree in Feminist Theory is only good for a job at Starbucks...

barista degree by nah_bruh January 9, 2019

Barista 

Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.

That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.

Barista by Sortini October 9, 2012