5 definitions by DocZ

Baristacrat

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

by DocZ January 7, 2012

ttjoahahb

Time To Jerk Off And Have A Home Brew. A phrase that frequents on online beer brewing circuits and brewing forums. It is usually meant as a tongue in cheek way of saying "Hey gotta go do something else".

Catch you guys later, ttjoahahb

by DocZ October 1, 2014

Nice pack

An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.

With his Manhattan well-stirred and strained into his glass, Charlie filled a Ziplok bag with the remaining ice cubes and placed it gingerly across his surgical site while he took the first sip of his recovery cocktail. This was the inaugural Nice pack!

by DocZ September 9, 2016

liedeology

a system of ideas and ideals, especially one which forms the basis of economic or political theory and policy, that seeks support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of people rather than by using rational argument and accepted fact.

He was elected to office on his platform of liedeology, having gained undying support from the repressed masses who had hoped to reclaim a society in which they could apply their hateful oppression.

by DocZ January 17, 2021

narcolympsy

Excessive daytime somnolence due to late-night Olympics-watching.

"Two cups of coffee this morning, Ted?"
"Yup. The Olympics has been killing me. Up 'til 11:30 every night, wondering who's going to win, who's going to crash. It's terrible, but I just can't stop watching. And now I've got this foggy, empty-brain feeling all day long. Coffee's got to help!"
"Ted, you'd better go see your doctor. I think you may have narcolympsy."

by DocZ February 13, 2014