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liedeology
a system of ideas and ideals, especially one which forms the basis of economic or political theory and policy, that seeks support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of people rather than by using rational argument and accepted fact.
He was elected to office on his platform of liedeology, having gained undying support from the repressed masses who had hoped to reclaim a society in which they could apply their hateful oppression.
liedeology by DocZ January 16, 2021
Nice pack
An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.
narcolympsy
"Two cups of coffee this morning, Ted?"
"Yup. The Olympics has been killing me. Up 'til 11:30 every night, wondering who's going to win, who's going to crash. It's terrible, but I just can't stop watching. And now I've got this foggy, empty-brain feeling all day long. Coffee's got to help!"
"Ted, you'd better go see your doctor. I think you may have narcolympsy."
"Yup. The Olympics has been killing me. Up 'til 11:30 every night, wondering who's going to win, who's going to crash. It's terrible, but I just can't stop watching. And now I've got this foggy, empty-brain feeling all day long. Coffee's got to help!"
"Ted, you'd better go see your doctor. I think you may have narcolympsy."
narcolympsy by DocZ February 13, 2014
Baristacrat
Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.
Baristacrat by DocZ January 7, 2012