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'Tiff' Banister

A girl who thinks shes hot and can get any guy she wants, posts pictures of herself wearing barely anything on facebook, extreme butterface, but she does have a nice body, most likely has herpes, and the only reason anyone stands up for her is because there tryna get it in
This girl is such a Tiffany Bannister thinking shes hot shit.

"'Tiff' Banister is pretty shallow.
by Truth Hurts Don't it July 29, 2012
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Lannistery

A term that implies incest.

When you and one of your siblings says or does something with each other that seems incestuous like Jamie and Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones would do - i.e. accidentally checking out your brother's ass from afar even if you didn't realize it was your brother or getting caught making out with them all Eurotrip style.
Brother: When I get there you gotta give me that booty!
Sister: Uhhh, that was a little to Lannistery for my taste....
Brother: No, I mean the money you owe me!
Sister: What are we, pirates?
by MoonWolf June 5, 2014
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Barrister

In Ireland and Britain, the legal system has two "Lawyers" per se. One, a solicitor, gets work from a client etc... and if it is required to go to court, he would find two Barristers (One Senior Counsel and one Junior Counsel - but sometimes only one is needed if the case is small, then it is only a Junior Counsel, but could be a Senior, but that rarely happens).
The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper.

In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places...

Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...
"So, what's your job?"

"Solicitor"

"Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!"

"Do you want work, or not?"

"I suppose so..."
by Hardstuff April 24, 2005
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Bankster

A word derived from combining “banker” and “gangster”.

- A private bank that engages in illegal, deceitful, or unethical practices for profit at the expense of their customers or associates.
1. The banksters at Goldman Sachs promoted and sold shady mortgage back securities to their clients which resulted in huge losses.

2. I really hate banksters because they only care about making profits for their shareholders and receiving those huge bonuses.

3. Our banksters are gambling with depositors’ money by buying very risky derivatives.
by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014
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snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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bankster

all the the CEOs of banks like goldman-sachs, AIG,who lined their own pockets first, when the economy was starting to crumble, then foreclosed on small town america
we can't get a line of credit from the bank anymore, the banksters are keeping it for themselves.
by mona1969 April 30, 2010
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polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore
(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.
by Izaak June 26, 2008
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