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solicitor 

The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.

solicitor 

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees
That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook)
solicitor by frank February 18, 2004

Solicitor 500

Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.
I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500
Solicitor 500 by Bake Em Away Toys November 19, 2010

Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master
Autism Solicitor by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019

Zodiac Solicitor 

Street arithmetic spiritual teacher observes with words using the municipal branch of government for resources academically protected with restraint as a highly waged resource for products for promotion with people for the right price
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Trumpet sister solicitor 

A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
Trumpet sister solicitor by Popguy December 15, 2022