Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Ballsed

Verb - The act of tripping because of or in the event of getting hit in the balls or any other testicular discomfort, followed by a swift beating while rolling in pain and fierce laughter

Dude, did you hear? Zach just got ballsed by Sean and Mikey.

by bellitti August 27, 2009

ballsycakes

When you lather frosting on your balls and have your partner lick it off.

Michael- Sophia gave me the best chocolate ballsycakes last night
Justin- Dude, I bet it cant compare my girls vanilla ballsycakes.

by Dickdaddy6969 May 24, 2018

Bisexual Ballsex

When one guy is getting one ball sucked by a girl and the other by a guy

#fondal #gay #sex #gayyyyyyyyy

I just had bisexual ball sex, the guy was better

What to have some bisexual ballsex, you suck one ball and a girl will suck the other

by Hdjsjsjajskalaa May 20, 2018

ballseam

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres.

I was freeballing and my zipper caught my ballseam.

by mr.krinklebein May 14, 2010

cerebral ballsy

A guy who thinks with his nuts. Or, in scientific terms, intertesticular formation of cerebelum. Also diagnosed as scrotal recall.

Hey Rod, don't you think about anything but banging broads?
Actually, no I can't. See, I was born with something called cerebral ballsy.

by deaf triscuit December 27, 2011