A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.
Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.
Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.
'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'
'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'
'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'
'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'
'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'
by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021
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Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
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Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
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