Definitions by Slarge
ass balance
When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
ass balance by Slarge January 13, 2012