Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

barfuck

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

Baeutiful

(Bae)-(utiful) A combination of the words "bae" and "beautiful." Baeutiful is an adjective used to describe bae in moments of happiness or pride.

Jim: "Wow, is that your girlfriend? She looks stunning!"

Bob: "Thanks, she's baeutiful."

by Existentialist October 21, 2014

BAFU

Acronym. Stands for "be all fucked up."

"His breath smells like ass mixed with wet shoe, he walks like a linebacker tried to give him a dog in the bathtub, face it: he messed up from the breast up... he BAFU."

by DJ Snapchat November 15, 2016

Befuckery

Something so agitating or unorthodox it is considered unusual or strange.

That tripple play to close out the game was total befuckery.

by Frush Prunce July 2, 2017

baleful

deadly or pernicious in influence

that snake is baleful

by loppydawny May 3, 2018