BAF

a Bare Arse Fart, that is done on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

dude you should sneek up behind her and BAF her

by ryansmith June 21, 2009

BAF

Best Asian Friend

You're my BAF

by NicoNicoNO September 10, 2016

BAF

Bring-Along-Friend. A term used on Kingsley's Board, a My Little Pony community. This term is used for a character similar to a muse or a soulbond. The owner of this BAF is a BOF, a Bringer of Friend(s).

"Welcome to The BAF Lounge. My BAF's are all blue."

by Rose_Pose November 13, 2005

Baf

To make a sound to inform of your disapproval, skeptically, and usually comes with a roll of the eye.
A Baf sounds like "bphhhh".

"bphhhh, *rolls eye* you're not going to get a A on that test! You hardly studied!"
(bphhhh=the sound of a Baf)

by Da #1 Definer June 4, 2013

baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008

BAF

Bad. As. Fuck.

A termed coined on Thursday the 14th of May the Year 2015 by the great Shara (no need for last name for she is greater then Madonda)

This was in no way a typo or texting without auto-correct. Completely 100% intentional. For she is BAF!

Yo, I need a new phone like BAF! This shits old n Busted.

by Dlow717 May 16, 2015

BAF

The opposite of BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker).

Stands for "Boring As Fuck"

Steve: Hey man! Did you like that porno I lent you?
Kyle: No man, It was totally BAF! Could barely get my dick up.

Lyla: I nearly fell asleep that class..
Cindy: I know. Our bio teacher is a total BAF kinda guy.

by musicmonster6 February 15, 2010