Alphys

Character from undertale

"I created metoton" alphys said to frisk

by Silver price March 19, 2017

Asphyxibation

The act of intentionally restricting oxygen while masturbating in order to achieve a more powerful orgasm than manual stimulation alone.

Choking yourself while jerking off/flicking the bean.

Male 1: Dude last night I was asphyxibating and I passed out.
Male 2: Me too man! Asphyxibation is the new sex!

by TerribleTom January 19, 2011

Asphyxifailure

When the sexual art of asphyxia goes embarrassingly wrong. It is possible to have a multitude of asphyifailures if there is a ceiling fan or chandelier involved.

My girl Carmen likes me to tie her to ceiling fans with vintage women's lingerie. Unfortunately, Carmen also likes to eat fried chicken. Her weight on my ceiling resulted in an Asphyxifailure. I now know it is much easier just to stroke my weenis.

by Oliver Klothesof October 6, 2010

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

asphy

Someone who lives on discord, speaks in 3rd person and makes funny jokes.

Asphy:Hi my name is Asphy.
Asphy:-p chimp sounds 24h

by Piloischimp September 14, 2020

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 21, 2021

autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.

my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

by David!!!??? March 21, 2008