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advoiding

The act of moving your mouse pointer carefully around a web page to avoid nuisance pop-up ads. This technique requires some skill and a sharp eye to dodge "hover-over-and-pop-up-ads" embedded in a news article or column.
"Come'on! I just want to see who won the game, but these pop-ups keep trying to sell team jerseys. Looks like I'm gonna need my advoiding skills for this site..."
by HarryP April 28, 2008
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Avoid a person

Definition of avoid for English Language Learners. : to stay away from (someone or something) : to prevent the occurrence of (something bad, unpleasant, etc.) : to keep yourself from doing (something) or participating in (something)

He continued to avoid her even though he knew she liked him.

keep away from or stop oneself from doing (something).
"avoid excessive exposure to the sun"
synonyms: keep away from, stay away from, steer clear of, give a wide berth to, fight shy of
"I avoid situations that stress me out"

repudiate, nullify, or render void (a decree or contract).
Avoid a person. To walk away from turn your back to them. Completely give them the cold shoulder and forget that you ever talked to them. Forget they are alive and or be rude and don't say "hello how are you?" How was your weekend? He gave her the cold shoulder by not acknowledging that she was there. He started being a complete ASS HOLE by ignoring her and forgetting that she cared about him. He became rude and selfish!!! Dumb Fuck!!
by Rosebud1997 December 4, 2017
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Avoie

The most mjmeli person on the earth. Takes your breath away with just one fart.(never experienced it, sadly) Won’t let shore-dedismtyvneli-na eat his ass out.
-who’s that?

-that’s Avoie. I heard he poops 127373738292727373272827 times a day.
-what a legend.
by Avoies dzukna November 30, 2019
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Avoid Arousal April

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it
by fatyoshi24 October 4, 2021
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Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.
Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.
by Doomstadt February 25, 2012
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youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.
"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"
by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012
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Avoidable

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words--> K thats over 20 letters.
by Unbreakable January 22, 2005
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