Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autocorrect

Autocorrect claims to be an assistance when in reality, is just there to annoy you.

Damnit! Autocorrect won't stop incorrectly correcting things!

by ActuallyHitler May 12, 2019

Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.

*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

Autocorrect

When Apple corrects your every fucking word to a word you don’t want.

“Oh no! I didn’t mean that! Ugh, damn autocorrect.”

by bobababie February 20, 2020

false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

Autocorrect

A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense

Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll

by an idiot October 5, 2020