Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
Get the Freudian Autocorrectmug. The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
Get the Damn you autocorrect!mug. When you are talking or telling a story and someone in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting grammar mistakes or details about your story.
For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”
Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”
Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
Sophia if you don’t stop autocorrecting me I’m gonna knock you out.
Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
Get the Autocorrectingmug. “Go Duck Yourself, Autocorrect.”
by ThatMauricio December 31, 2021
Get the Autocorrectmug. A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.
-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
by AuD14 September 7, 2013
Get the autocorrectitismug. When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.
When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.
If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
Get the Autocorrectingmug. by bobababie February 20, 2020
Get the Autocorrectmug.