Auntie Crabs
Auntie Crabs by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009
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auntie carleen
Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)
auntie carleen by Gorvin June 10, 2018
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Auntie Collins
A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.
Auntie Collins by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018
Auntie Masa
Someone: *slaps silver*
Auntie Masa: *becomes succubus form* DON'T DO THAT TO MY NIECE AGAIN! *kills Someone*
Auntie Masa: *becomes succubus form* DON'T DO THAT TO MY NIECE AGAIN! *kills Someone*
Auntie Masa by The original sillygirl.png December 26, 2022
Auntie Helen
The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?
Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
ex 2.
Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
ex 2.
Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
more tags
auntie, juman, helen, choir, pathfinders, loma, linda, filipino, breanainn, figueras, mardon, abesamis, cj, vasquez, quesadillas, cheese, secret, ingredient, corn, hot cocoa, royce, olarte, wiljon guarin, kaitlyn napod, ledy ann, cordero, samantha, hernando, darryl, kyle, magno, clash of the titans, oshkosh, 2010, flags, crafts, filipino,
Auntie Helen by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010
Auntie Fun Gal
Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal football spray.
Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!
Auntie Fun Gal by Agnos MoreHead December 28, 2006