Athlete's Dick

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

athlete

doesnt play a sport because he or she likes it...they just cant imagine their life without it. they live for the way they feel after they achieve their goals...they become a family with their team..
work their asses of to improve as much as they can....much better than stupid jocks...they hang out with whomever they want but like to be with their team mates mostly ...

dayyum isiah is a great athlete .. did you see how much his 400m time improved since the last track meet

by trackluver August 18, 2008

student athlete

Those edgy kids in middle/high school who think they are the best.

You see that idiot who thinks he's the best at everything?
Yeah, that's a student athlete

by Zack_Moneys March 16, 2017

e-athlete

Someone who enjoys computer games (too much). Often possesses a grandiose sense of self. (Also see Pro-gamer)

I don't get out much. I pwn noobs on the net because I'm an e-athlete.

by >: July 30, 2005

Athlete

A person who not only focuses theirlife not only on sports to train in but yet also prepares for his or her future by graduting from high school and college.

pat haden

by t December 1, 2003

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

athlete

Anyone who is onvolved in sports, but is not an egotist for it, and has other interests (other than sex.) Most athletes asre not very noticeable, and the nicest girls I know are athletes.

I do not look like an athlete, but I am a coxswain in crew.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008