Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015

Assumer

When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject

Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.

by Ya know it August 24, 2016

Assumeme

To accept as truth using only a meme as proof.

Don't assumeme Obama supports ISIS just because a "Kermit Sipping Tea" meme told you.

by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016

Assume

Thinking you know something and trusting in it.

A lot of people assume something based on a first impression. Some keep on doing it their whole life.

by The Original Agahnim August 1, 2021

assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

did you assume my gender

A straw man fallacy used to portray how trans people would(n't) respond if someone were to misgender them.

"Did you assume my gender?" said the strawman.

by milse June 5, 2018

assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.

"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl

by Seth³ March 27, 2009