assanine

Pronounced: ass-uh-nine

Adj.
1. Describing an action that only one who comprises of ass-like characteristics would perform.

Guy #1: I was playing Call of Duty MW2 and this guy kept running around with the marathon, lightweight, and commando perks stabbing people silly and pissing people off.

Guy #2: Man that is so assanine. I would have left the match rather than continue to play with that asshole all day.

by nakker December 13, 2009

Assernine

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun

Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.

by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

asstunnel

Asstunnel is the term for employees of MediaDefender an incompetent company that poisons p2p networks that is soon to file for bankruptcy. They are the expendable adherents of the MPAA and the RIAA always ready to do their master's bidding by poisoning p2p networks with junk data, bad files, as well as committing other illegal activities against file sharers. They are also known to have an interest in beastiality. Due too their massive stupidity of forwarding all their company emails to a gmail account using the secure password blahbob nine months of their internal emails have been leaked to the internet. More information such as internal phone conversations and program source codes have now also been leaked to the net.

The asstunnel poisoned my torrent.
The asstunnel will never find employment again.

by john doe from Digg October 3, 2007

Assanine

Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt

Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"

by That-One-Kid March 6, 2014

assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

asstunnel

what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."

by Masked Dragon October 2, 2007

assenine

the word before asseten

i have assenine dollars,wish i had another to make it an even asseten

by hoodlummuldooh January 2, 2008