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asspole

1) Person who has ass with pole in it. Most times fags or metrosexuals.

2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.

3) Someone who is an asshole.
1) Billy is gay. He got asspoled last night by Bubba.

2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"

3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.
by Fernandez January 18, 2006
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Assholic

Assholic, n. Someone, preferably of the female gender, who has it wished upon them by multiple beings to be violently pillaged and ravaged by a shark, usually a great white, who then devours the flesh of said entity in a rather barbaric and savoring manner.
Guy: Look of that bag 'o ho over there! *points

Girl: Oh my gosh, she's assholic!

Guy: I agree, now let's go dump her in a shark tank and help out society!
by AJndEC January 14, 2011
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Assholic

To be asshole-like; Properties of someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.
That last test was assholic
by Krazy Smith May 4, 2008
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assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies
This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.
by GigiPDX December 20, 2014
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Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.
That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
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asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance
Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"
by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010
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Assolic

an ancient christian sect known for their veneration of the sainted whore some times refered to as catholic.
i am an Assolic i attened the church of the Holy Excrament.
by jacin rome October 10, 2005
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