Asspoach

Asspoach (verb, noun) 1. To be envious of another person's bottom to the extent where you wish to steal it and have it surgically attached to yourself 2. More generally to covet a body part of another person 3. noun to be a person who frequently covets the body parts of another person.

1. "Hannah would certainly asspoach Kim Kardashian" 2." Angela was always asspoaching Pink's incredible abs." 3. (as noun) "My goodness," thought Dora, as she looked jealously at her friend's ample bosom, "I've become a real asspoach lately."

by TypeA Girl December 13, 2014

asspounder4k

A seggsy person

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

by Totally_notjoshu420 March 10, 2021

Asspounder2

Asspounder2 is a tiktok star and a great mutual

My favorite mutual is asspounder2 since he/she had a great of humor

by Jagbd June 17, 2021

asspooh

When dealing with large quantities of food, members of the Tahichi tribe used sticks of bamboo (called teih pipes) to massage their abdomens in order to digest food proficiently. It is believed that one tribe member ate so much food that the teih pipes were not enough. So the tribe leader, Waehay, judo kicked the member square in the cooch, creating a force so immeasurable that his abdomen had no choice but to release a rocket turd out of his rectum. The other members were so shocked by the triumph, they decided an onomatopoeia represented the event fairly, leaving this sound to be named asspooh.

My god. Did you hear what Dale just created in our bathroom? It was like: ASSPOOH!!!

by Yesssssa December 16, 2021

assport

1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.

Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance

Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"

by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010