asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003

Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

Asspiperdolic

Someone who has nothing better to do but try to ruin peoples lives.

My ex is an asspiperdolic.

by HarleyPrincess May 31, 2017

Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.

CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.

by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017

Asspreciate

When you appreciate a nice ass. An ass worth appreciation. The kind of ass that all genders admire regardless of sexual orientation.

Look, there goes Ashton. She is definitely asspreciated.

by Daddyg98 April 12, 2019

asspirin

A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.

I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

assprehension

Assprehension is when you're not quite sure what's about to come out of your own ass.

Dude, I had a bad case of assprehension before I ripped ass.

by Fah-Que Twice September 24, 2021