assninja

Stealthy like a Ninja but Clumsy like an Ass

" I snuck up behind this dude while playing Halo and then like a total AssNinja, I got excited and threw a grenade and ended up killing myself instead" :(

by King Spaz January 19, 2011

Assnipple

A fairly simple matter of a nipple on someone's asscheek.

Look at those assnipples!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

asspickle

Just another name for a turd.

ass pickle, bum cigar

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

assneck

The fleshy area between one's scrotum and ass

Oh god my assneck is on fire!!

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

asskicker

An entity that ownz other entities.

Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.

by TheMute1 July 27, 2004