Asdner

A god at Geometry Dash because GMD Yes®

Imagine being Asdner lmao.

by GMDAsdner August 29, 2019

assertive

If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you

The man's speech was said in a assertive way

by Definitivex August 15, 2009

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.

His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.

by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010

assneck

the part of skin that joins your balls to your ass (a.k.a. the gooch and taint)

god your assneck must stink because you just told the room you wipe forward.

by schultz October 16, 2004

assberry

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

by sarahmae September 29, 2007