asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024

asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

asstronomy

Da study of "moons".

It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.

by QuacksO March 30, 2025