An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005
Get the assitosis mug.1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.
2. A torch used by proctologists.
by Kyelin September 13, 2006
Get the arsetorch mug.Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.
After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.
by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010
Get the Asset mug.A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.
As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
by Abyss the Hybrid January 13, 2021
Get the Assetto Corsa mug.The function of the Asseocarnisanguineoviscericartilaginonervomedullary is to describe the structure of the entire human body.
by A.May NY August 12, 2010
Get the Asseocarnisanguineoviscericartilaginonervomedullary mug.That part of the rectum which snips the poo. Invented by an acquaintace who was cheating at scrabble.
Hey look Arsetooth on a triple word score!
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