Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021

Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser

Damn… that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Asser

gay bald chinese frog made in china ,that has cactus hair that pokes.
likes cock and ass.

he is such an asser with that look and personality!!

by calciumhammerheadshark September 25, 2022