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jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!
by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021
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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.
I wish if I was Asser
by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022
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Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
by CornDog666 January 14, 2023
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Asser

An incredibly smart and handsome boy with the most beautiful brown eyes ever who likes to helo his friends and is very loyal and committed to them.
Girl 1: Oh my god did you see him
Girl 2: He must be an Asser
by Nourrrr Karim February 11, 2021
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ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا
This guy is an asser he has an ass
by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020
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Asser

ur asser then me kid
by fianfbajs March 15, 2021
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