Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

Asser

An incredibly smart and handsome boy with the most beautiful brown eyes ever who likes to helo his friends and is very loyal and committed to them.

Girl 1: Oh my god did you see him
Girl 2: He must be an Asser

by Nourrrr Karim February 11, 2021

Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

Asser

very smart person but can be annoying sometimes

Asser is so smart, dude

by khalooty March 20, 2023

Asser

One of the kindest and generous boys you’ll ever meet! usually a moroccan name, asser is the sweetest person ever! if you are his friend then you are lucky for that, he is so kind that if he wins a trophy he’ll just give it to his best friend in the whole world!

Tom: hey are you friends with asser
Jake: nah man he’s too cool to be my friend…
Tom: well sucks to be you then!

by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022