assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

Assmellond

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

by Haevaof June 10, 2018

assball

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 8, 2003

Assball

What one, who's first language is not English might, in place of the word "asshole" (or something like that), call somebody that they are upset with.

Favic: "assball, and one thing, fuck your ass very hard with sexual Stuff!"

by kuromajikku November 11, 2006

Assballs

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed

Aw Assballs I spilt it

by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016

Assballs

A common disease you get when you wipe back to front, also know as poo balls

Tom: I wipe back to front

Harry: aha Tom has assballs

by Cold crip killer Luis November 10, 2020