assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010

assbucket

What happens when you have to much anal. Similar to the popular word bucket for a women.

Seriously you don't want to get inside his assbucket!

by kittykats18 August 25, 2010

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

asswack

A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.

Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.

by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Assrack

The wispy longhorn likeness on the lower back, just above the holy alter formed by the fleshy mounds on which a person sits. Used to attract anal attention for buttsex or other orificial penetration by means of visual attraction and/or deception.
ink tat ass lower back

Dat assrack was so hot I just had to tap dat bitch! Dat bitch has such a hella big bumper dat she got stretch marks in her assrack! Her assrack was hot, but she was not, so I split on the spot!

by r.s.Reeves February 18, 2008