assatall

A genetic condition of having no ass at all

I bought some Brazilian jeans to cure my assatall.

by ThicChic April 19, 2018

Assratt

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.

I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

Assatall

A nice way of saying "whoop his ass!"

Tori told Christi to "kick that assatall baby" as she played her opponent in pool at Mr. Cues Billiards.

by CIA_thepoolplayer November 20, 2018

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008