assmonk

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

by fdsfwew May 30, 2008

acomoclitism

A preference for hairless genitals.

Simon never watches '80s pornography, he has acomoclitism.

by brian_w November 16, 2010

asmobeus the gay

asmobeus is a gay person and 100% fruity asf. also very funny and a cool person, often simps for fictional characters (which isnt healthy but whatever)

asmobeus the gay is a cool person

by obeyme.official June 18, 2021

Asmongold

A person who goes big dick (big clit for women) in a video game

I just went asmongold on that boss. Didn't get any purps doe. C-can I get that btw?

by pt_yrrep_x March 9, 2017

Amomongo

A retarded person.

Originally from a Filipino folklore creature, an ape who is retarded in Mount Canlaon and killed hundreds of men.

I don't want to see Lean get angry because he's like an Amomongo if he does.

by Gwapito December 16, 2008

assmol

A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".

Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.

by Roadrage August 27, 2009

Asmongoloid

A creature resembling something between a hobo and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.It is pretty rare to find one and they can be drawn to specific areas of your homes like basements or rooftops.If you want to capture one you need to use drinks like Doctor Pepper and DQ drinks and chill food which is the best to use as bait.If you are successful you WILL get rewarded as they normally carry some gold gathered by many years of begging others to help it.So get to work boys and have a good hunt !

I found one Asmongoloid in my roof.Now i can buy as many Longboys as i want !!!

I saw one Asmongoloid yesterday and it asked me if i had 5.000.000 gold.

I caught one Asmongoloid and i used like 200 Doctor Peppers.I thought i needed more.I guess i was lucky.

by Daphne Adams October 31, 2020