Ashton

Ashton is one of the best guys you will meet. He needs people there for him and can have a soft spot for you. His blue eyes are like looking up at the sky. He deserves so much better than how he has been treated in his life.

Ashton

by Immapotato:) March 13, 2021

Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."

by compubrains27 December 6, 2009

Ashpocalypse

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.

by majestic-cheese April 19, 2010

ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

by David Ashton February 25, 2005

Ashcock

This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash.

DUDE! That's my aunt Ethel's Urn! Get you sick Ashcock out of it!

by Adam Christopher Simpson October 2, 2007

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

ashton drake

A fucking cunt who should stop googling himself. You fucking narcissistic prick.

Oh god, this kid in my school was such an Ashton Drake.

by 8lue0range September 19, 2017