An extremely good looking Italian nobleman from an ancient family. He is pale, well built, tall with brown black wavy hair slicked back, prefers dark custom made conservative clothes, with pants that reveal his grand manliness, wears handmade oxford tie shoes, one piece of jewelry only a gold family ring, speaks three langauges, is always polite, speaks English with an English accent, is confident in business and desired at parties. In love he is the king of swordsman.
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Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
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Usually identifiable by the hordes of undead trolling through the streets of Washington D.C., hedge fund executive offices, wall street, bank offices, or your local luxury shopping mall, growing fat and smug as your medical insurance payments become larger than your medical bills and force you to make the choice between covering your family members with insurance or buying groceries to feed the family you can't support even though you have a good-paying job. Meanwhile, your spouse is out of work thanks to the governor slashing $24 million from the state's education budget while he gives the rich oil companies $43 million in tax breaks so their corporate executives and hedge fund managers can feed their undead appetites.
Usually identifiable by the hordes of undead trolling through the streets of Washington D.C., hedge fund executive offices, wall street, bank offices, or your local luxury shopping mall, growing fat and smug as your medical insurance payments become larger than your medical bills and force you to make the choice between covering your family members with insurance or buying groceries to feed the family you can't support even though you have a good-paying job. Meanwhile, your spouse is out of work thanks to the governor slashing $24 million from the state's education budget while he gives the rich oil companies $43 million in tax breaks so their corporate executives and hedge fund managers can feed their undead appetites.
"Man, thanks to the aristocalypse, I can't even walk the streets anymore."
"Why? Are the mega-rich accosting you on the streets?"
"No. They sneaked through the back door and raised my insurance rates so high I couldn't afford the medicine for my Multiple Sclerosis, so now I can't walk."
"Why? Are the mega-rich accosting you on the streets?"
"No. They sneaked through the back door and raised my insurance rates so high I couldn't afford the medicine for my Multiple Sclerosis, so now I can't walk."
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1.
of or relating to government by an aristocracy.
2.
belonging to or favoring the aristocracy.
3.
characteristic of an aristocrat; having the manners, values, or qualities associated with the aristocracy:
aristocratic bearing; aristocratic snobbishness.
4.
elegant or stylish in appearance and behavior
1.
of or relating to government by an aristocracy.
2.
belonging to or favoring the aristocracy.
3.
characteristic of an aristocrat; having the manners, values, or qualities associated with the aristocracy:
aristocratic bearing; aristocratic snobbishness.
4.
elegant or stylish in appearance and behavior
While agate could likely be acquired much more cheaply, aristocratic Romans were serious about their agate.
by Neruats December 29, 2016
Get the aristocratic mug.The Word Aristocrat - Aristocrats Is Coming from the greek word Αριστοκρατια or Αριστοκρατης Is for people who makes a high class life, with a few words for those who have a lot of money with high class cars, jewelry, or kings & princesses, and sometimes for some who are government executives, but it is not necessary for all
This man is Aristocrat in greek Αριστοκρατης He spends a lot of money with expensive cars night life and expensive crafts & ships
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