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Shaun Argyle

A guy with the curlio side fringio also known as a pug looking mole with pubes coming out of it.He can be known as muffins. His hair is also used to strangle and rape little ranga kids called riddick feed the riddicks to elst (elstio side fringio his father).
oveR?clan: he killed Shaun argyle

I||I AU: nar it was just a rat with an afro
by overclan October 1, 2011
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Pen Argyl

Small town near border of new jersey and Pennsylvania. Not much to say boring basic white girls and wannabe gang members (not as bad as bangor tho) a lot of corny ppl. chase shramko sells drugs in this town!
Pen Argyl
by Chase Shramko May 13, 2022
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ARGyle Name

A very non-creative name used in a fictional story or internet mystery.
The use of "Walten" in a story by MarTIN WALLs is an ARGyle Name if I've ever seen one.
by Jamm-Scotch February 1, 2022
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Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Argyle Monkey

This word is used to describe someone who is cringe, unfunny, and not very smart. However, the argyle monkey has a legendary backstory.

The Argyle Monkey is a truly dreadful and wretched creature, feared by those few who have heard of it. Its existence is both a curse and a mystery, as few have encountered it and lived to tell the tale. This creature, with its grotesque features and unsettling presence, lurks in the darkest corners of forgotten forests and abandoned ruins, where even the bravest dare not venture.

The Argyle Monkey’s most distinguishing feature is its fur, a bizarre, patchwork blend of argyle patterns—sharp diamonds of vibrant colors that seem almost too bright, as if to mock the eyes of anyone unlucky enough to behold them. The fur itself seems to shift in hue, constantly changing as if woven from the very threads of chaos itself. The effect is disorienting, leaving those who look at it too long dizzy and unsure of what they’re seeing. Some claim the creature’s fur is enchanted, acting like a hypnotic pattern that draws its prey closer until it's too late to escape.
by qrinni_hater69420 March 26, 2025
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