Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

flesh apron

see gunt.

when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.

by grinder November 27, 2003

ass apron

A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts

I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron

by NickyLags July 30, 2010

Friendship Apron

An imaginary apron that represents your friendship.
When threatened to take off the friendship apron,
You are threatened that your friendship will be over.

Julie: Karter can I borrow a pencil?
Karter: No.
Julie: What?! Friendship apron off! -pretends to untie imaginary apron and throws it on the floor-

by -whatwearelookingfor August 2, 2011

Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usually but not always covering the entire frontal pelvic area from hip bone to hip bone. Just immagine the blacksmiths apron. Dirty Dirty hair.

I got a rash from that bitches blacksmith's apron.

by Saltlick April 9, 2011

Pearl Apron

when ejaculation upon the face or body of another is accompanied by a gratuitous amount of previously harvested semen. Most commonly warmed then poured from a bucket, the result is an apron of hot man chowder draping the recipient. Surveys have shown that this is a great alternative to a bukkake when space is tight.

Ever since the bukkake my mom has to be drenched in cum to get off. So instead of calling all the guys over, I decided to save up on my own. It took weeks to prepare a Pearl Apron this grand, and boy are my arms tired...I poured it on her right after I blew my load in her eye and she nearly drowned, but she loved it! Only the best for my mommy!

by fastax666 June 17, 2010

cock apron

Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)

Jen you are such a good "cock apron."

by JaySmoove June 16, 2016