April 19

April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day

P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls

by The gooch bandit April 9, 2020

April 11

If you were born on this day you’re hella cute and such a sweet person and you deserve everything on this planet

“Hey it’s April 11! Everyone born on this day is so cute and nice”

by you’re really cute November 23, 2019

April 11

April 11 is the day when the most fit handsome/pretty people were born

Today it’s april 11

by Smiffy18 October 23, 2019

April 17

National kick a short kid day.

It's April 17, and my buddy Evan looking short af, kick his ass

by theboyboywestcoast April 17, 2020

April 12

A day where the most amazing person was born. On this day you must hug this person.

Oh my god, it’s April 12th! Melissas birthday! Isn’t she great?

by Smøl._.worm October 18, 2019

April 14

April 14th is the best date and month to be born on ask out a girl who is born of the 14th of April

Guy 1:Wow look at her

Guy2: wow she looks like she was born on April 14th you should totally Ask her out

Guy 1: ok!!!

by Apeboi69 November 8, 2019

April 18

People who were born on this day are literally THE BEST PEOPLE in the world. Like they are perfect. Good looks, intelligence, physical superiority. The total package. There’s simply no denying it. If you meet someone born on this day, consider yourself lucky, because they will rock your world my friend. You haven’t known HAPPINESS unless you’ve met someone born on April 18th! You better watch out though, sometimes they are just so amazing that people within their vicinity can catch a bad case of jealousy. You don’t want that to happen. So word of advice: just accept the fact that they are better than you and you’ll be fine. Hip hip hooray.

“Yo see that girl over there? How is she so perfect? I’ve never met anyone like her before!”

“Bro didn’t you know? She was born on April 18!”

“Oh damn that makes sense! She’s literally a goddess”

by IB History November 3, 2019