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AOL

Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.
by NCW May 4, 2004
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aol

The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.

The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.
Someone wrote
A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this.

Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.
by Bud Wise December 8, 2004
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aol

by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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aol

America On-Line. An ISP with a poor reputation amongst anyone who uses the internet. The child filters are easily bypassed because kids know more than their parents, the service is slow, the e-mails get flooded with spam and a bunch of other shit. It also likes to boot users off.

On the plus side, it has one huge-ass pool of IPs, and kiddies use it, so if you're looking to cause bannable trouble on gametalk or grrom children for rape, that is THE isp.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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AOL

by Dave November 19, 2003
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AOL

The only virus you pay to have.
"I felt like I just didnt have enough SPAM. So I bought AOL. Like an idiot."
by Will March 24, 2005
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aol

The only Computer Crasher you pay for!!
The old AOL floppy disks were good to erase and put my own stuff on! I never had to buy floppies :D
by ur mamma August 23, 2005
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