alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcock

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006

Alcock

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

aloC-acoC

By Brand New, this song was featured as the B-side on their single, "Sowing Season (Yeah)."

With Jesse Lacey's poignant lyrics and excellent voice, this song is a must-have for Brand New fans.

Brand New fans will enjoy "aloC-acoC."

"Your patient died, you can take the night off."

by qui scribit bis legit March 19, 2007

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

ACOCO

A couple of cold ones

"And now for acoco ones with corey and carlyle!"

by cookiekillaaa March 15, 2010