Angles and Dangles

"Angles and Dangles" is a submariners' term for a critical exercise that usually takes place right after a nuclear submarine leaves on a patrol. Once in deep water, the sub dives deep and then comes back up, both at a steep angle. Anything that is not properly secured will fall down, making some noise. These are known as dangles, and they must be corrected before a sub is fully rigged for silent running. Basically, you dive deep, come up steep, and listen to the result. In no way should this exercise be considered as "showing off" and is not usually something experienced bye the eyes of the public.

by trident October 13, 2003

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

mom ankles

When a person had really good ankles

Dang erin you got some hella good mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

ur ancestors incestors

This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.

Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"

The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.

by SomeBigDickNigga April 12, 2018

myspace angles

The angles that ugly girls on myspace take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.

This girl's gotta be ugly, shes got all the myspace angles.

by xdustin July 16, 2008

pakis ankles

when you smoke a cigarette all the way to the butt

James is such a cheap skate he has to smoke pakis ankles

by jordayy March 5, 2008