Average Joe

An ordinary person, especially a man.

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)

by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003

Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).

"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".

by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Alvirah

A cute girl with fluffy cheeks and black hair .She doesn’t likes to talk but with her BFF she talks a lot .Everybosy loves to Rome around her .Guys like to hang out and share things with her . She is a also hot girl.She is the favourite student of every teacher .She is a bit rude.

She is such a alvirah

I wanna become her BFF because I have a crush on her

by E...O.W...K...I.T..B... February 7, 2019

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

Alderaan

Peace loving planet in the inner rim of the Starwars galaxy, destroyed by General Gran Moff Tarkin during the rebellion. Now nothing more than a dust cloud.

"We will destroy the planet Alderaan"
- Gran Moff Tarkin

by Bjorn April 16, 2004