aloha screwdriver 

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

aloha screwdriver by bryan February 15, 2004

aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd 

the terrible pronunciation and spelling of "allaho eekhbear", oh no wait, it's "allaha akhbarr", dammit i don't know!

I don't know how to sayy aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd!!!!!

aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

aloha press 

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

aloha press by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

Aloha Ackbar 

Attending a Star Wars convention in Hawaii dressed as a Muslim terrorist and yelling this every time you either meet or say goodbye to another attendee dressed as Admiral Ackbar

I exclaimed “Aloha Ackbar” as I ran towards a man in an Admiral Ackbar costume and people were diving for cover.

Aloha Ackbar by Crispy Criteria November 9, 2020

Aloha Mora 

The Unlocking Charm (Alohomora) is a charm that opens mechanical locks.

Person 1: I can't open this door. It's locked.
Person 2: Aloha mora *waves wand*
*door unlocks*

Aloha Mora by seriousleeblack May 25, 2011

aloha broha 

to say hello to a bro or hommie. aloha broha is saying this in spanish-hawian.

aloha broha! top to the mornin to ye!

aloha broha by Franco_is_awesome February 12, 2009

aloha friday 

Usually initiated on Thursday, or even Wednesday of any given week, you prepare your excuse to call off work for Friday, thus "Aloha, Friday!"

On your way out of work Thursday night, you might sing "Aloha Friday, no work til Monday".

aloha friday by Faritale February 14, 2008