5 definitions by Crispy Criteria
Attending a Star Wars convention in Hawaii dressed as a Muslim terrorist and yelling this every time you either meet or say goodbye to another attendee dressed as Admiral Ackbar
I exclaimed “Aloha Ackbar” as I ran towards a man in an Admiral Ackbar costume and people were diving for cover.
by Crispy Criteria November 9, 2020
A person who has been a hard core fan of Pearl Jam since 1990 when the only way to hear them was to buy a bootleg cassette off of some white, dreadlocked Seattle resident that didn’t smell good and only accepted dime bags of grass for payment.
My friend Jay is a Vedderan, he saw Pearl Jam in June of 1990 when they were still called Brother Love Moan in a McDonald’s playland. They had emptied all of the balls from the play land ball pit and the band set up there. The “concert” was $5 to get in, but if you showed the stub @ the counter you got a free McDLT 😀
by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023
Arnold on Happy Days was a Tokinawan
by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2020
1) A person who wears heavy sweaters when it’s above 70 degrees outside.
2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.
2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.
by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023
by Crispy Criteria November 10, 2020