The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!

Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!

by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008

Alphonsus

His an extrovert. He loves hugs and he doesnt like it when you smile at other guys. He gets hurt easily but he doesnt shows it. He talks well in person than on text. Is very atheltic and tall. Finds short girls cute, his very well built. His very flirty and a showoff. A badass, dont get on his bad side, he will hurt you. A very protective boyfriend. Loves love letters and hates it when people make you cry.

oml i want a boyfriend like that he must be an Alphonsus.
His tall he must be a Alphonsus.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Alphonsia

A dirty headmouth

Shut up you Alphonsia

by AfroGeeza January 25, 2009

Alphonza

A annoying nerd who constintly plays video games. Yet some how is found attractive by at least one female

Alphonza was at home playing video games

by the night angel January 5, 2010

Alphones

totally a robot

person one: Alphones is not a robot
Person two: totally a robot

by Coaker 12378765432 August 21, 2020

Alphonix

A stupid idiot poopy heaf

You’re an alphonix

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Ajhon

A sexy man, with a great attitude, he will always make you smile and when ever you see him, he’ll make you smile

Look at Ajhon over there, he’s always so kind.

Ajhon is very attractive.

by Jut19192021 February 14, 2021