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Albatross

1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par.

2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
1) Alright! Albatross!
by Arran January 3, 2005
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Albatross Day

The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.

What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.

In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!

Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.

"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!

What an albatross day this is!
by bananahammockyeah April 14, 2011
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Albatrosaphobia

The fear of Albatrosses. As in the bird. Those things are fricken terrifiying
After the trip, Greta became scared of the large birds. She now has Albatrosaphobia and will never look at an Albatross again.
by pagelllllllll November 18, 2017
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albacarology

The fanatical study of the online streamer Charlie White, aka Cr1TiKaL or penguinz0.
Whether the name 'Tetra' derives from Tetrazzini or Tetrahedron remains an open question in albacarology.
by TV Quiz PhD November 17, 2020
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Albatrit

Very funny , handsome also a big heart . Loves helping peoples and a person that loves for real .
Albatrit is a very good guy
by botherr November 22, 2021
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Albatrossing

The act of inserting the beak of any live aviary species into any desired orifice (usually vaginal, urethral or anal) causing the bird to panic and squawk. Stretching the orifice
Person 1: Have you tried Albatrossing? It's all the rage with the younger generation.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.
by ColonelSmegPot July 12, 2015
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Jewish Albatross

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.
jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.
by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008
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