Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

Alaska Pipeline by HopSing May 17, 2008

Alaska-Hot

When someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Person1: "Dude, I don't how Sarah Palin won a beauty contest, she's just OK looking"
Person2: "Yea well I guess she's Alaska-Hot

Alaska-Hot by GCP141 October 21, 2008

Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

Alaska's crystal meth capital by saneremu October 30, 2008

the alaska club 

A gym found in Alaska where people go to work out. Generally full of (but not limited to) Southside residents and people from the Hillside.

All the rich kids use their parents money and memberships to get into the Alaska Club

the alaska club by SouthsideHoney May 11, 2006

alaska

1. 49th state.
2. Home of the Matinuska ThunderFuck Wacky Tobaccy.

That alaskan weed is wicked bad.

alaska by Hal69 June 25, 2003

Alaska

An impulsive person who's generally gender-confused and albino but is chic regardless. They generally smoke a lot, not for the sake of smoking, but to die. They're skilled in art, big bookworms, and are quite intelligent. Also, they are loved by their many followers and lead many tribes in Aprika, but hated by many as well for being so amazingly blunt, honest, beautiful, and incredibly witty. They are cold, vast, and open, and you can never get enough of them because the leave you with this terrifying curiosity and you're just completely captivated by their presence.

Girl: That girl is being a real bitch, but I can't help but to want to be her friend. She's so cool.
Boy: Oh, that must be an Alaska.

Alaska by alaska's fan September 7, 2011

ALASKA

the best state ever...plain and simple

907 for life.....braap braaaaaaaaaaap

person 1 "where are you from?"
person 2 "alaska"
person 1 "no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a fucking badass"
person 2 "yes, that is correct"

ALASKA by alaskan mummy December 7, 2009