aladdin motherfucker

a phrase you throw for your horny ass nigga.

mahn! stop being so aladdin motherfucker on my bulge dick!

by skrrt143 September 2, 2019

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Aladdin'd

Aladdin'd
verb

1. To have your food—especially bread—stolen in a bold, almost cinematic fashion, reminiscent of the street rat scene from Aladdin.

2. Getting robbed of your snack by someone with zero shame and possibly a dash of parkour.

I was minding my own business at the bakery when I got totally Aladdin'd and my baguette vanished into the crowd.

by Chris Laxamana August 8, 2025

reverse aladdin

1. a sexual position done over, sideways, and under on a carpet
or
2. a sexual position where two people have sex somehow involving a lamp

"Nina and Brad totally hooked up last night"
"Yeah I know! I heard they were doing the reverse aladdin on Brad's parents carpet."

by randomgirl199 May 11, 2014

dirty aladdin

Sticking your dick in a camel's butt and then slapping someone across the face with that dirty poop dick.

Jasmine didn't have Jafar's dinner done on time, so he decided to give her a dirty Aladdin.

by Couldbemexican July 27, 2017

gay Aladdin

A guy who “can show you the world.”

More specifically, the shining, shimmering, splendid gay world.

A man who helps a freshly-out gay man explore his newly embraced sexuality.

See also: freshly ripe fruit

James just came out of the closet, so he and his gay Aladdin are going to Pride next weekend.

by Patchrik! April 28, 2020